Comments on: Back on the Horse

By: Jaymz

Jaymz — Sun, 26 Jun 2005 02:42:15 +0000

The comments on this post have gotten out of hand and off topic. Theresa, your comment would have been appreciated while I was in my delusional state of obsession with the idea of being called mop-top. But I think the length of my hair now is acceptable. While I’m responding to comments, all I wanted to do was become the mop-top, not to get attention by wearing a dress, getting piercings, or shaving any hairs off. If that’s what it takes for professors to call me mop-top, I guess I’m happy to just accept my role as the average guy who dresses like a mime everyday.

By: Theresa

Theresa — Sat, 25 Jun 2005 23:57:26 +0000

Its about time you got your ears lowered, ya little katzenheimer!

By: Luda

Luda — Thu, 23 Jun 2005 04:43:00 +0000

Perhaps if you would “enhance” your appearance artifiicially like with pills or something. Maybe you could even shave off your pubes and glue them to your head, that would probably get people’s attention…although I’m not sure you would get the kind of comments you are looking for. Well, I just realized how completely random that was…and, I’m out.

By: Taryn

Taryn — Wed, 22 Jun 2005 15:17:51 +0000

I agree w/ Laura, pure brilliance! Have you seen some of the people that walk around campus? You’re going to have to drastically alter your appearance in order to get any comments. In my 4 years I’ve seen men wearing dresses, one guy wears a robe and nothing else to class, and there are a group of people who sport mullets and mohawks…not to mention all of the body piercings. So, i’m not saying you should give up on your dream…but there’s a lot of competition out there. You’ve got to look pretty different (ok, repulsive) to get recognition from these profs. ~T

By: Laura

Laura — Wed, 22 Jun 2005 13:19:12 +0000

pure brilliance…. i’d give you a writing award if i had any on hand. or uhhh… any authority to give one out. anyway, good luck with the ladies-man thing (“ooh.. its a lady!”), as well as the job search. perhaps your quest for the word-seach will lead you to another cute young single thing in your complex with the same love for word puzzles!
and perhaps next season can be the time to get such lovingly degrading comments from self-righteous old english profs. i hope you someday attain your dreams.