Fan Mail
I didn’t know that I had truly arrived on the internet blog scene until I started receiving some unusual comments recently. While the majority of my comments are just pledges of support from friends and both female and gentlemen callers, lately I have been finding slightly disturbing ones from people that I don’t know. Now, no one enjoys the obsessed fans and increased paparazzi attention associated with the limelight, but it’s all part of being a celebrity. Most big stars who are jaded by their fabulous lives in Hollywood would simply ignore these star-stuck fans. Not me, though. These poor bumpkin are just desperately trying to catch a glimpse inside of my fantasy lifestyle, to sneak a peek at what’s behind the glitz and glamour of my protective curtain. Although I must say that these comments contain an alarming number of exclamation points and the topics that they address are rather personal. Nevertheless, here we go. First, someone left a comment that offered me a home loan with only a 6.9% APR. Wouldn’t you know, they didn’t leave a name. Let me just tell this anonymous fan that if you had been doing your homework and reading your blogs, you would know that I live in an apartment with my brother and I’m only 19 years old. I won’t be looking for a house for awhile, but thanks for the tip anyway. People sure can be helpful, but sometimes these comments are borderline intrusive. For example, Kyle_1@hotmail.com wanted to know if I was interested in increasing the size of my penis. I explained to Kyle that his question was a little inappropriate. Actually, I have received many comments like this, and I even saw one about a birth control pill. These fans have invaded my personal life so much that they are even beginning to flood my e-mail inbox. I don’t want to discourage people from visiting the site, but this type of comment is not appreciated. I hope the fans out there continue to write me and read the blog. Send in your questions and I will be happy to help. In fact, maybe Ask Jaymz could become a weekly subject for a post. I only ask that there be no more questions about altering the size of human genitalia. I’m not an expert in that subject…..not anymore. No, I had to get out of that business after “the incident”….Until next time, kids, keep your nose out of the funny stuff and read your blogs.
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Yes, I have a question for you. In your last blog you mentioned not posting for two weeks becaues of the lack of comments you recieved from others, yet my last 4 posts have not been commented on by you. What’s up with that?
I realize this fact, my dear sweet Taryn. There are a couple of things to explain. You have never hesitated to comment, and I appreciate that. For awhile, however, I became accustomed to regularly receiving over five comments per post, something that hasn’t been happening lately. I tried to partially correct the situation this afternoon by commenting on one of your posts. I understand now that the comment exchange must flow amongst all the blogs.
Jim, you have alot of words in your blog. Especially
your fan meal page, I picked and choosed a few sentences and this one disturbed me… “increasing the size of my penis.” This is scary to me, and I can no longer allow myself to read this filth. Goodbye Jim, I will see you on the dark side of the moon.