Jaymz Tobe: T-shirt Aficionado
Ever since the popularity of this blog and its author have exploded, I have been looking for a way to give back to the community…..and to capitalize on this trend before I end up on the eighth season of the Surreal Life with the “runaway bride”, Lil Kim, and someone from the cast of Blossom, ideally Joey Lawrence. In that spirit, I am proud to announce the opening of the Jaymz Tobe Museum. Ok, so it’s only one half of the apartment, actually less, because John doesn’t want to deal with patrons on his way to the door, but with your help it could be so much more. The current featured exhibits focus on my passion for humorous t-shirts. My knowledge of the constitution is showcased in this exhibit. I now regret the pose that I am in, but in my defense, I was taking pictures in this fashion long before she was. There are still people talking about the picture I took for my youth soccer team. I don’t know why I decided to point there, it just came to me. The photographer got fired for publishing it, but it was still worth it. The other exhibit contains a hilarious shirt with an important message about practicing safe lunch. When I look at that shirt hanging over my bed, it reminds me to always play it safe and use a condiment. Nothing else comes to mind. Absolutely nothing. This bed will later be designated as a historical site for all of the outrageous exploits that have transpired there. The rest of my shirts are hanging in my closet for now. Hopefully, I’ll one day have enough money to bring this idea to life, and these shirts can be displayed with the proper dignity they deserve. So there it is. My idea for a utopian society where clothes are optional…I mean, my museum. It has a little something for everyone. The t-shirts are educational and entertaining, and this post provided a little gratuitous shirtless action for anybody out there looking for it. Donations are encouraged, but not required. Let me just say that your money can really heighten your experience here if you know how to spend it. Start planning your vacations now. If I like your style and reach dire financial straits, I may even rent out my bed….for sleeping in, or whatever else you desire. With your help, the Jaymz Tobe Museum can be a tourist attraction this city can be proud of for years to come…. What? It could happen. You think the Wright Brothers started out big?
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Ahhh, thank you so much for the bed picture. That’ll keep me going all day. For an addition to the museum, maybe you can make a gift shop with signed pictures and life-size cardboard cutouts??
Jim, dear, we can’t see the print on the shirts! Or is that the extra draw to the museum?? Ohhh you are the clever entrepeneur!!!