Diary of a Cage Fighter (Journalist) In Training

It was one of those sultry summer evenings you read about in murder mysteries. Nature was behaving like an aggressive older brother, holding the party guests captive in a headlock under its armpit of humid weather. As I sipped on my diet IBC root beer, I saw something so beautiful that my feet tingled and my heart stopped. I later realized that I was spilling my root beer, but the way my heart was feeling was because of her. She arrived, casually late as usual, but there was something different about her that night. When she entered the room, her eyes quickly found mine. Her gaze was one of a woman who knew what she wanted…and was possibly slightly intoxicated. She winked at me while navigating her way through the sea of people, confirming that she had been drinking. I had a crush on this girl for awhile now, and I certainly was glad that I had reapplied my deodorant that evening. She was looking radiant as always….I was only wearing some khaki shorts and a t-shirt. Maybe it was the alcohol, maybe the Axe effect was overwhelming her, I honestly don’t know…When she reached the bar, I wanted to tell her right then and there…about the sleepless nights I spent thinking about her, all the times that I almost called…instead, I mustered up, “Hey….what’s going up?”..She giggled a little and replied, “Not much, I’m just looking for a little fun”. What happened next was something that I would have never expected….

-You’ll have to wait for the exciting conclusion because this is getting kinda long.

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