Life at the button factory

Posted on April 21st, 2006 by Jaymz

Hi, my name is Jim. I got a wife, and three kids. I work, in, a button factory. One day, the boss came up to me and said, “Jim, are you busy?” I said, “No.” He said, “Push this button with your right hand”.
Hi, my name is Jim. I got a wife, and three kids. [...]

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God’s Novelty Pens

Posted on April 8th, 2006 by Jaymz

Alright, just a little note of clarification here for everyone. I would never claim to be God’s gift to women. That would make me sound arrogant and egocentric. I consider myself to be more like those fancy pens that people give as graduation presents. You know, smart, sleek, sexy, chic, classically trained in the art [...]

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