God’s Novelty Pens
Alright, just a little note of clarification here for everyone. I would never claim to be God’s gift to women. That would make me sound arrogant and egocentric. I consider myself to be more like those fancy pens that people give as graduation presents. You know, smart, sleek, sexy, chic, classically trained in the art of playing Tecmo Super Bowl…I mean, no one really uses those things usually. They seem like good presents at the time, but all they really do is sit in a drawer and look good. Some day, that one special woman will see that I’m much more than a pen, however. I have a tiny camera, a microphone, I can function as a USB flash drive, I love to listen and I can make you laugh. Hopefully, she will discover that I’m not really a pen at all…I’m the expensive novelty man of her dreams. So there you have it: I am God’s overpriced novelty multifunctional Ericsson brand pen to women.
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Hey Jim, that is as brilliant as i remember you being in high school. Drop me a line man.