Diary of a Cage Fighter (Journalist) In Training

Hi, my name is Jim. I got a wife, and three kids. I work, in, a button factory. One day, the boss came up to me and said, “Jim, are you busy?” I said, “No.” He said, “Push this button with your right hand”.

Hi, my name is Jim. I got a wife, and three kids. I work, in, a button factory.One day, the boss came up to me and said, “Jim, are you busy?” I said, “Well, actually, I’m kinda swamped….” He said, “Push this button with your left hand”.

Hi, my name is Jim. I got a wife, and three kids. I work, in, a button factory.One day, the boss came up to me and said, “Jim, are you busy?” I said, “Yeah, I kinda am since you ask.” He said, “Push this button..” and then I just went off. I was like, “Listen, you come down here everyday, bustin my ass about which buttons I have to push and how to push them. The fact is, you’ve lost touch with what it’s like out here on the button factory floor, and while you sit in your ivory tower, making out with Sarah from marketing, I’m actually working, trying to push buttons for the good people of this town!!” That day, he pushed my buttons, and I pushed my final button at the factory…on my way out the door.

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