(This post is dedicated to my “You Have Died of Dysentery” shirt, purchased at BustedTees.com).
Things are harder out here on the trail then I could have ever imagined. I thought this two week trek was going to be easy, but the hardships that have befallen my party have made this excursion dangerous and possibly [...]
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I don’t know if anyone cares about baseball anymore, but the news today of Rafael Palmeiro’s suspension upset me as a sports fan. For those of you not familiar with Palmeiro’s career, he is the first baseman for the Baltimore Orioles and someone who many writers consider a potential hall of fame candidate. [...]
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I don’t know if anyone noticed that I failed to post yesterday, or if anyone cares. Should there happen to be a die-hard fan looking to hold my feet to the fire about my promise to post for two weeks straight, I had an excuse. Some friends from the old country (Ottawa, Ohio) [...]
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I didn’t know that I had truly arrived on the internet blog scene until I started receiving some unusual comments recently. While the majority of my comments are just pledges of support from friends and both female and gentlemen callers, lately I have been finding slightly disturbing ones from people that I don’t know. [...]
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Wow. Two weeks without a post. I want to begin by apologizing profusely to anyone out there who ever took the time to read this, especially if you stopped checking for updates on a daily basis. I’m sorry. The two week hiatus was a horrible experiment gone awry. Originally, I [...]
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What the heck is happening around here? Just a few short weeks ago, I was enjoying an overwhelming influx of love and support, and today I have been reduced to a hobo. I humbly stand before you, bindle in hand, panhandling for the comments that were once so copious. With that out [...]
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Ever since the popularity of this blog and its author have exploded, I have been looking for a way to give back to the community…..and to capitalize on this trend before I end up on the eighth season of the Surreal Life with the “runaway bride”, Lil Kim, and someone from the cast of Blossom, [...]
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Listen, we need to talk, ok? I know you want me to blog you up so good, honey, but I’m still a little tired. Can’t we just cuddle and snuggle up with the posts that I’ve already provided? Alright, calm down, it was just a thought. I guess it has been [...]
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People on the street are always asking me questions like, “Jim, first off, you certainly are physically attractive, but what the heck is game night all about?”, or “Why can’t you talk to me on Wednesdays? What could be so important to keep us apart? Don’t leave me!!”. Well folks, let me [...]
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What’s a guy gotta do to get some comments around here? Maybe this post will do the trick. Well, Mother’s Day and Father’s Day have come and gone already, and without any accolades from this embarrassed blog author. I haven’t been thanking mom and pop enough for all the love and support [...]
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